Monday, April 28, 2008

Top 10 Bad iPhone App Ideas

They say that the only bad idea is no idea, but I beg to differ. After my daily download and install of the iPhone SDK, I began to brainstorm about the killer app that will soon be emerging from my software lab, shrouded in secrecy. I followed the best practices of idea generation and began to record every thought without judging or criticizing. I decided to start watching the SDK videos in the background as they would be pointing out the many features available and seeing them might spur some new ideas.

The new iPhone has an accelerometer, let's see:  
Accelerometer based:
1. iThrow
2. BlackiBox

It has a random number generator...

Psuedo Random Number Generator:
3. Random Contact Pic
4. Random RingTone
5. Address book data randomizer

Got any more?

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Spam (6660)

Does it mean anything that my spam folder has 666 x 10 messages in it?

Opened GMail today and saw: 
Spam (6660)

Should I be worried?  
Or does this mean that all is right with the world?  
Maybe spam is just taking its natural form, preparing to burst upon the world and assert itself.

{refresh}
Spam (6693)

I feel much better now.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Around Venice

The first real spring weekend in Venice was interesting to say the least. The beach scene consists of an outdoor boardwalk that is a shopping mall masquerading as a carnival freak show. You can see just about anything and some think you can do just about anything. Next to the boardwalk is the bike path that serves as the through way for those who want to see and be seen on bikes, trikes, boards, blades, wandering hoards on foot (who serve to make it an almost perfect obstacle course) and just about any other personal conveyance you could imagine.


Heard Around Venice
Did you see the guy holding the yellow snake?

No, but I saw the guy with two iguanas on his hat. Are you talking about the guy standing on a chair in a thong holding a snake in each outstretched arm?

Those snakes weren't real. This one was alive.



Venice Math
Given a weekend day,
for every 5 deg warmer the forecast high temperature,
there are 10% more people,
each wearing 15% less clothing.
(which could be a good thing or a bad thing)

Heard around Venice
I just saw a guy riding one of those huge front wheel bicycles
Oh? I thought those were extinct.

Venice Physics
Apparently, as the crowds get bigger and the parties go longer, somehow the properties of glass change in a way as to make it exceedingly more fragile. The day after, broken glass can be found everywhere.


Venice Twilight Math
Beginning at the time calculated for sunset of a given day,
for each 10 min after this time,
there are 15% fewer people on the walk street,
97% of the group leaving are the those you would like to be associated with,
3% of those leaving are following others looking for an opportunity to strike;
which means when you stop to look around in the growing darkness,
100% of the people left are not anyone you'd want to do business with.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Find your way

I pass this stencil on the 'walkstreet' in front of my building each day while taking Jasper to the dog park. A walkstreet is the answer to the question, "What would you have if you built a sidewalk and realized you didn't have room for a road?" They apparently did that a lot while building Venice, CA.

This bit of street art is an interesting break from the taggers' frantic swirls and the blunt four letter words normally scribbled along the path.

I liked the quaint advice to 'brave the maze to determine the true desires of your heart.' That's what I needed to see. So, I took this picture.

I could just imagine the timid artisan huddled in a corner, cutting piece after piece of poster board to get the image just the way they want it. (Actually, I think there's a program on the Mac that will do it for you. iTagger, I believe - download it from iTunes today!) Anyway, I picture this person cutting (or clicking) their stencil, hoping to make a bold statement for all the world to see. At least that part of the world that stares at the ground and reads graffiti as they walk along. Yeah, people like me.

One morning a few weeks later (do they ever come and clean these things off?) I walk past this same slab of concrete and what had appeared to be an anatomically correct heart looks like something else. You've seen those perception experiments where they draw an old lady and a young girl with the same lines? Well, this day I look at the heart and what I see is the head of a donkey.

Now, if that's the case, it changes everything. By everything, of course, I mean it changes the little bit that a sidewalk graffiti can change anything in the grand scheme of things.

"Find your way" with a heart/maze image is a sweet reminder to dig deep to learn what you really want.

"Find your way" with a donkey/maze reads more like an admonition to "Get out of your own head, you donkey!"

Am I the one traveling down through the maze to my heart of hearts? Or am I the donkey who needs to get out of my head to see the light of day? I may never know, for in the grand tradition of street artists (and other vandals), the creator didn't sign nor explain the work.

Which is it? Poorly drawn heart or pointy eared donkey?

Or is there a deeper meaning to the artists work? Maybe this is the new "glass half empty/glass half full" analogy. I can see it now, the question will become, "Hey there, are you a heart/maze or a donkey/maze kind of girl?"

Will my life ever be the same? This I will have to ponder...

Look! There's a new one of an elephant and a beautiful lady. I wonder what that means? Oh, wait. Did someone just drop their milkshake?